Wulfgang & IngaBinga!

moiraea:

Please reblog this if you are female and play video games. The deadline is March 17 at 4:00(US CST).

For science!

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zatransis:

My version of Naruto would be a little chubby.

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All day everyday! Let’s get creepy.

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Niagara Detroit Print Series

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digitalfisticuffs:

boazpriestly:

blueberrytoast:

boazpriestly:

presidentjesus:

As soon as you turn the lights off start masturbating. No monster wants to see that shit. While doing it, stare at the corner and whisper, tenderly, “this is for you”.

And then the shadows growl at you and say, “Mine. You’re all mine.”

Proceed to have a secret relationship with the monster in your closet to make the shadows jealous.

Plot Twist: The Monster wants a threesome with you and the shadows. 

(via hijackedfandom)

themarysue:

Tony, I don’t care if you can’t remember your social security number. You can’t just copy Steve’s. Ask Pepper for it. 

Did anyone else giggle at the fact that Steve’s birthday is the 4th of July?

napoleonbonerhard:

WHY ARE THESE TOTALLY AWESOME BOX SETS ON MY DASH?

Because, they’re free. Duh.

So yeah, GIVEAWAY! WOOHOO! I’m having a kickass, awesome, fantastic week (and I’m also terrible with keeping money) which is great for you because you can get this super sweet awesome stuff just by sitting in your bedroom. That’s right, all those hours of mindlessly scrolling have finally paid off.

So what the hell do we have here?

There are three separate prizes here

AVENGERS BLU-RAY BOX SET HOLY CHEESE NIPS

Yep, this baby represents my tumblr in the fullest way possible, so of course it would be the first prize available.

This shit costs $186 sweet captain kirk’s nipples that’s awesome

YEAH WELL WAIT FOR THIS

Harry Potter Ultimate Wizard’s Box Set

My love for Harry Potter will never die. Ever. AND IT HAD BETTER NOT FOR YOU, EITHER. If it seems like it’s dying down, little by little - well, I’m sure this box set will make it shit it’s pants with joy.

This baby costs $349 oooh child fan me, I’m gettin’ overwhelmed!

WHO ARE YOU? THE DOCTOR. DOCTOR WHO?

EXACTLY.

The complete Doctor Who series 1-4 box set, oh my lawd.

This includes many extremely beautiful people such as NINE, ROES MINUS DRUGS, TEN JESUS FUCK PERFECTION IS TEN, MARTHA JONES, DONNA FUCKING NOBLE, AND ALSO WILF.

This heartwrenching saga is $139 but it’s okay because I brought a banana to the party

WHAT DO ALL OF THESE HAVE IN COMMON? Why, rules of course:

• Reblob as many times as you want idgaf
• Likes don’t count DUH HAVE YOU DONE A GIVEAWAY BEFORE
• You don’t have to be following me because you will probs unfollow afterwards, but it would be cool if you at least stopped by
• No giveaway blogs, I mean jesus too much free stuff for paris hilton over here

I will be using a random number generator to figure out the three winners. MAKE SURE YOUR ASK BOX IS OPEN SO THAT I CAN TELL YOU THAT YOU’VE WON. If you win, it will be a surprise which one you get ohohoho

DISCLAIMER: The Avengers and HP box sets will of course be pre-ordered, so it may be quite a while until you receive your winnings. On the other hand, whomever gets the Doctor Who set can liveblog it to make you both super jelly and impatient.

Oh, also:

*~DeAdLiNe*~ The deadline is September 1st to mark the beginning of Hogwarts’ term.

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jakface:

Introducing… Jakface’s DRAGON AGE art & calendar giveaway!

I have a lot of leftover art and calendars from last year. I know some of you didn’t get one of them when they were available, so here is your 20 chances to win one, along with a bunch of other awesome stuff! The pins are from the set I created back here. (Only the DA related ones!)

RULES!

• You must be following me! (It’s for my followers/fans after all!)
• You can only reblog up to 5 times. Likes count as one, but reblogs up your chances!
• No likes/reblogs from giveaway blogs count.
• It’s International so I will ship ANYWHERE!
• Winners must contact me within 1 week or else they forfeit their prize!
• The Giveaway ends at the END OF JUNE and winners will be drawn on July 1st - CANADA DAY!

THE PRIZES!

2 Grand Prize Packages include:

• 1 Dragon Age calendar
• 8 8x10 Hotties of Thedas prints
• 2 5x7 prints
• 5 2x3 prints
• 10 buttons
• An ORIGINAL DRAWING - either Isabela/Merrill or Fenris dancing on the bar!

2 Second Tier Prize Packages include:

• 1 Dragon Age calendar
• 4 8x10 Hotties of Thedas prints
• 1 5x7 prints
• 2 2x3 prints
• 2 buttons

4 Third Tier Prize Packages include:

• 1 Dragon Age calendar
• 2 8x10 prints
• 1 5x7 print
• 1 2x3 print

3 Fourth Tier Prize Packages include:

• 1 Dragon Age calendar
• 1 8x10 print
• 1 5x7 print

2 Fifth Tier Prize Packages include:

• 1 5x7 print
• 1 2x3 print
• 1 button

3 Sixth Tier Prize Packages include:

• 1 5x7 print
• 1 button

2 Seventh Tier Prizes include:

• 1 5x7 print

Also, a Dragon Age Calendar will be given to 2 lucky winners. Which makes 20 prizes in all! Good luck, everyone!

Remember, it ends July 1st, 2012!

jakface:

Introducing… Jakface’s DRAGON AGE art & calendar giveaway!

I have a lot of leftover art and calendars from last year. I know some of you didn’t get one of them when they were available, so here is your 20 chances to win one, along with a bunch of other awesome stuff! The pins are from the set I created back here. (Only the DA related ones!)

RULES!

• You must be following me! (It’s for my followers/fans after all!)
• You can only reblog up to 5 times. Likes count as one, but reblogs up your chances!
• No likes/reblogs from giveaway blogs count.
• It’s International so I will ship ANYWHERE!
• Winners must contact me within 1 week or else they forfeit their prize!
• The Giveaway ends at the END OF JUNE and winners will be drawn on July 1st - CANADA DAY!

THE PRIZES!

2 Grand Prize Packages include:

• 1 Dragon Age calendar
• 8 8x10 Hotties of Thedas prints
• 2 5x7 prints
• 5 2x3 prints
• 10 buttons
• An ORIGINAL DRAWING - either Isabela/Merrill or Fenris dancing on the bar!

2 Second Tier Prize Packages include:

• 1 Dragon Age calendar
• 4 8x10 Hotties of Thedas prints
• 1 5x7 prints
• 2 2x3 prints
• 2 buttons

4 Third Tier Prize Packages include:

• 1 Dragon Age calendar
• 2 8x10 prints
• 1 5x7 print
• 1 2x3 print

3 Fourth Tier Prize Packages include:

• 1 Dragon Age calendar
• 1 8x10 print
• 1 5x7 print

2 Fifth Tier Prize Packages include:

• 1 5x7 print
• 1 2x3 print
• 1 button

3 Sixth Tier Prize Packages include:

• 1 5x7 print
• 1 button

2 Seventh Tier Prizes include:

• 1 5x7 print

Also, a Dragon Age Calendar will be given to 2 lucky winners. Which makes 20 prizes in all! Good luck, everyone!

Remember, it ends July 1st, 2012!

Must. Win.

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

YOU GUYS NEARLY 11,000 OF YOU PUT UP WITH ME ON A DAILY BASIS. You guys listen to more of my crap than my own boyfriend generally does. That deserves rewarding. So this is an extra SPECIAL tea give away, and there will be THREE winners. Oh my god. Want a chance to become one of those lucky three people? Read on and follow directions.

THE PRIZES:

• First Place Prize: A set of all seven Sherlock Shipper tea blends [Sherlock/Moriarty, Sherlock/Irene, Moriarty/Moran, Mycroft/Lestrade, Lestrade/John, Lestrade/Molly, Molly/Moriarty]
• Second Place Prize: A set of all four* Avengers Teas [Thor, Loki, Steve Rogers, and Coulson *and possibly also Tony Stark if I make a tea for him soon]
• Third Place Prize: A set of all three Doctor Who Teas [The TARDIS, Amy Pond, and Rory]
• IN ADDITION TO THE ABOVE PRIZE PACKS: Each winner will get ONE blend specially created for them. It can be a character or ship or show or book or whatever that I haven’t done that they’d like me to do. It can even be a blend made based on THEM. Whatever the winners would like. They each get to request one, and they will receive it with their other teas.

I MIGHT ADD TO THESE PRIZES. If this gets reblogged like, a lot, or something, I might lose my head and also send the winners mugs to go with their tea. Or a book. WE’LL SEE.

THE RULES: 

• Anyone ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD can enter EXCEPT AUSTRALIA AND NEW ZEALAND!! I am SUPER sorry for my followers down under because not only do you have to put up with terrifying wild life, you can’t even allow tea to be imported to help comfort you. Sorry, there’s like, crazy laws and stuff.
• You do not have to be following me to win, but it might be helpful to keep track of updates or changes (if any). Plus I plan to make some blends for other fandoms in the future, so if tea is your thing, it might not be a bad idea?
• Only two reblogs a day allowed.I did not realize how often people would reblog my last big give away soooo I’m going to enforce this LOL. You can reblog on as many days as you’d like, but yeah, only 2 reblogs a day please. I’ll be checking.
• LIKES DON’T COUNT. Sorry! You have to reblog!
  
• The give away will end and I will choose the winners on FRIDAY JUNE 1ST. I’ll probably do the drawing late at night on that day, so I’m going to say I’ll stop counting reblogs at 10 p.m. EST. Winners may not be announced until the next day or so, just to be aware!
• Here’s how the winners will be selected: Just like all of my other give aways, I’ll compile a spreadsheet or numbered list of all of the reblogs, and I’ll use the number generator on random.org to chose a number and find the corresponding username on the list. The first number I draw will win the first place prize (or, if they are more into Avengers or Doctor Who, they may chose one of the other prizes). Second number I draw will win the second place prize (or a choice between whatever two packs remain), and the third number drawn will receive the last prize!

[5/20 UPDATE] Dudes you guys are on a ROLL with this! I promised that if it hit 25k notes by the end of this weekend, I’d add another prize pack and, well, it happened. So now instead of three winners, FOUR people will win a prize. Same rules apply as before. The first place winner gets first choice of the prizes, then the second place winner, then so on. So what teas am I adding? CABIN PRESSURE!

The Lemon is in Play, Ottery Kisses, and Polar Bears are BRILLIANT!
And of course this prize pack will also come with a customized tea blend of the winners choice as well <33

Thanks so much everyone! You guys seriously are just the best, and odds are, I may end up adding another prize pack at 35K or something if it actually gets to that o_o

I really should reblog this more. Because tea. And Cara is amazing and deserves ALL THE FOLLOWERS.